GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And